Dr Aristophanes and Dr Dido
It seems that congratulations are in order for the furry philosophers who, according to their minder, seem to do an awful lot of her writing.
After years of helping with her research, it appears that they were even smuggled into the Viva to defend their Thesis. They must have communicated enough of the subtleties of their conclusions (through the bag they were hiding in) to their guardian to convince the authorities that she really did know all about Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Monty Python and other important works from the past few decades.
Congratulations as well to their minder, who gave them the audience and recognition they might have been, so unfairly, denied! So well done! Congratulations!
A Doctorate for a few years of reading science fiction and fantasy, and watching Monty Python. How cool is that ;-)